Transcribed from: Comedy CentralCast:
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (email@example.com)
[Setting. A park. Day.]
- Bruce- A cop
- Mark- Another cop
2:16 PM. Cherry Beach.
[We See Bruce, looking proud and strong. Mark walks up to him.]
Mark: So what do you think of all this madness that's happening in L.A.?
Mark: No, the looting.
Bruce: People are looting on rollerblades?!?! That's amazing! I mean, they pick up stuff, and they're on those blades... they're going to crack their freaking skulls open! In LA, I've heard that some people don't wear helmets, it's so freaky in that town... No... no, I like it where I am, partner.