Transcribed from: Comedy Network[Kevin and a woman walk into a restaurant]
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Dave: [from behind the counter] Hello!
Kevin: Hi there.
Dave: So what can I get you fine people on this very morning?
Kevin: Well we'd like two coffees.
Dave: Coming right up. [gets two coffees from behind the counter]
Kevin: I gotta say, I've never seen a town so clean. I mean it is spotless. There's not a piece of trash on the street. Every store or place of business we've been to is extremely well kept. I am very impressed.
Dave: Well thank you very much for noticing. It's very important to us that we keep this town as clean as possible. You might say it's a point of pride. We like to think we have the cleanest town in North America.
Kevin: Well, you've got my vote.
[Kevin pours cream in his coffee and spills a little on the counter]
Kevin: Oh, gee, I'm sorry.
[Eerie music comes on and Dave's eyes open really wide. Kevin and the woman turn around and everyone in the store is looking at them]
Dave: [in an eerie voice] That's Ok. We just have to clean the whole town again, that's all.
[Dave leans down and starts licking the counter. Everyone in the store starts licking their surroundings. Kevin and the woman start to leave]
Dave: Hey Mister! You've got some cream on you! Stay there and I'll lick you clean, you filthy outsider!