Armada: Check

Transcribed from: Comedy Central
Transcribed by: Matt Morrison (
Cast: [Setting. A garage... Armada is rehersing]

Bruce: [into mic] Test. Check. Check Check Check.

Mark: [off camera] Check.

Kevin: [into mic] Check. Check! Yeah.. I'd practice doing this, too.

[Kevin lifts his hand up and down as if indicating volume, puts his hand to his ear as if listening to an unseen sound man and gives a thumbs up to him.]

Kevin: [into mic] Check. Testing.

Bruce: [shaking his head] I'm ready (he beats his sticks) One, Two, Three Four.

Kevin: [singing] Camera Man!

All: [singing] Whole world's watching the camera man...

Bruce: [beats his sticks] Hold it! Hold it!

[The others stop as Bruce bends to his microphone.]

Bruce: Check.

Kevin: [into mic] Testing!

Mark: Check.

All: [same time] Check. Check.

Mark: [raising a hand at the others) Quiet... please. [into mic] Puh! Puh!

Credit to Kids in the Hall/Broadway Video