Chicken Lady SNL Sketch
touch myself" is playing with pictures of hot men shown. The Chicken
Lady Show logo appears]
Oteri- Mickey the Dyke
Ferrell- Ernie the infantilist
WHOA! Look at the red light! It's so bright, eh?!
That's because the camera's on.
It's so pretttttty!
Go back to your seat, chicken lady. Welcome to the show, I'm Mickey
And I'm the Chicken Lady!
Over here in the corner as always is Bob.
[camera cuts to man chained to a wall dressed in black without
his face showing who waves]
And joining us today is Ernie the infantilist!
[cut to Will Ferrel in a crib wearing a baby bonnet and a diaper]
I just got a new nappie, and I'm freshly powdered!
Ernie likes to wear diapers! You know why? Cause it makes him
Yes, yes it does! I'm sitting here safely secured in my crib,
I've got a clean nappie, I'm freshly powdered, and I think that's
what it's all about!
Yeah, that what it's all about!
[Bob rings a small bell]
Almost forgot! It's time for the dancer of the week!
Tonight's dancer comes from Harry's exotic dancers on 44th street!
The theme is Sunday Brunch, visit Harry soon! And now, farmer
[Large, fat man in cowboy hat, sunglasses and flannel vest comes
I can roll with the flames, I can walk with the fire, but sweet
baby girl can you feel my desire?
Oooooooohhhhh! [starts shaking wildly]
See anything you'd like to fight for?
I'd like the whole kit and kaboodle!
I'll get you something good!
Awwwwwww, you're gettin' me there now!
Maybe you better try on THESE! [tosses pair of giant heart boxers
on Mark's face. Mark blows up in a flurry of feathers!]
[still shaking through the whole skit] Oooooooh! Oooooh! Oh! Oooh!
God, he was talented, eh?
Yeah, he was talented.
Well, that's it for tonight's show!
["I touch myself" starts playing again and the Chicken Lady Show
logo appears again. Cheri and Mark wave and dance]