Mark: Chicken Lady SNL SketchCast-
Mark: WHOA! Look at the red light! It's so bright, eh?! Cheri: That's because the camera's on. Mark: It's so pretttttty! Cheri: Go back to your seat, chicken lady. Welcome to the show, I'm Mickey the Dyke! Mark: And I'm the Chicken Lady! Cheri: Over here in the corner as always is Bob. [camera cuts to man chained to a wall dressed in black without his face showing who waves] Cheri: Hi Bob! Mark: And joining us today is Ernie the infantilist! [cut to Will Ferrel in a crib wearing a baby bonnet and a diaper] Will: I just got a new nappie, and I'm freshly powdered! Mark: Ernie likes to wear diapers! You know why? Cause it makes him hoooooorny! Will: Yes, yes it does! I'm sitting here safely secured in my crib, I've got a clean nappie, I'm freshly powdered, and I think that's what it's all about! Cheri: Yeah, that what it's all about! [Bob rings a small bell] Cheri: Almost forgot! It's time for the dancer of the week! Mark: Yeah, YEAH! Cheri: Tonight's dancer comes from Harry's exotic dancers on 44th street! The theme is Sunday Brunch, visit Harry soon! And now, farmer Troy! [Large, fat man in cowboy hat, sunglasses and flannel vest comes out] Man: I can roll with the flames, I can walk with the fire, but sweet baby girl can you feel my desire? Mark: Oooooooohhhhh! [starts shaking wildly] Man: See anything you'd like to fight for? Mark: I'd like the whole kit and kaboodle! Man: I'll get you something good! Mark: Awwwwwww, you're gettin' me there now! Man: Maybe you better try on THESE! [tosses pair of giant heart boxers on Mark's face. Mark blows up in a flurry of feathers!] Mark: [still shaking through the whole skit] Oooooooh! Oooooh! Oh! Oooh! God, he was talented, eh? Cheri: Yeah, he was talented. Will: Yeah! Cheri: Well, that's it for tonight's show! Mark: Bye! ["I touch myself" starts playing again and the Chicken Lady Show logo appears again. Cheri and Mark wave and dance]
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